Utterly Pish: Crypto Knowledge with a Scottish Twist for Everyone!

Let me be honest. Before this week, I thought MetaMask was a nightclub in Ibiza and that BNB was a new Scottish Party. 🫠. I own a few coins but only on coinbase - the other wallets seemed like another world. Crypto? Charts? DEXs? It all sounded like financial witchcraft invented by sweaty men in basements. I hold some meme coins, & thought I want to create one: A meme coin called Utter Pish. Why Utter Pish? Because: It’s Scottish It’s got a laugh behind it. And it doesn’t take itself too seriously I mean, come on-it literally says “Retire yer da” on the front page. So How Do You Even Buy a “Wee Shitcoin”? Thats not on Coinbase? I had no idea either. But the beauty of Utter Pish is: You can ask daft questions Nobody shames you The community’s full of sound folk (some even ken what they’re talking about) Let’s be honest - most crypto chats are full of bots, bros shouting “100x,” or folk trying to flog you some dodgy NFT of a hedgehog in sunglasses. We wanted something different. A place where: You can ask daft questions without feeling daft You can learn how to buy your first coin without feeling judged You can share your PISH (and your wins) with a sound bunch of people Whether you’re brand new or been dabbling for a bit — come be one of the originals who helps build a Scottish crypto community that actually has a laugh. _______________ Fancy It? You don’t need to be a tech wizard. Just bring a bit of BNB and a sense of humour. Here’s what to do 👇 Join the Telegram 👉 @UPISH_Official Say hello - we’ll welcome you in Buy some $UPISH Flex your badge and share your own crypto chaos _________ Final Thoughts Crypto doesn’t need to be serious, scary, or full of shite. But it can be funny, human, and built by folk who care. That’s what we’re doing with Utter Pish. Come help us stir the pot 💨